- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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