- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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