a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Racial equality.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

anti jokes are really funny

aodhan hearty

a person who will soon die of beeties

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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