Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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