Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Neither have I

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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