What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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