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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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