Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Women's Rights

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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