How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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