If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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School

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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