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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Bark I'm a tree

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

I named my son ps2 controller

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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