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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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