- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What fires shots? A gun

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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