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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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