- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Women's rights.

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