- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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