What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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V I T A M I N C !

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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