- Anti Joke

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.