- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Fat? Jesse Z

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