A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Your mums a potato

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Guest what? Dog

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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women's rights

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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