- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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