What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Penis

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Jersey Shore.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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