Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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France had one revolution

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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hi mom

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Rylan Clark

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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