Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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