roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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TIMMY

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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