Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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belly button

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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