- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

You were born.

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