- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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