- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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