- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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