Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

G:nock nock B:come in!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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