- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Well this is pointless.....

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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