what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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