- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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