Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Jesus Christ

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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This is a random Anti joke.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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