- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A man walks into a bar

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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