"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Chicken

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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