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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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