CAVE JOHNSON.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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