- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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