What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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