Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

ever tried african food? they neither

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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women's rights, lol

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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