- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Your mom is not fat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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