- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

The Princess is in another castle

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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