A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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