- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Yo mama so fat.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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