A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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no pun intended

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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