- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Waseem is a hard worker.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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