Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Barack Obama is a good president.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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