- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Pickles

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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