- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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