- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

who is really lanky? james cornish

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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