Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Obama = ebola

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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