Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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I am dyslexic

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Irish sobriety

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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