Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

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