- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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