- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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