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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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