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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

7+5=12

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

no

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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