A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats worse than school? Summer school

Bags of delicious poop.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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