Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Horse.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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willam dafoe

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Joesph Triphook.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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