- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

No soup for you!

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

If youre African, why are you white?

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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