- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

This joke is the worst joke ever.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

My mum is called Steve

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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