andrew wagner

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Knock knock Go away

Knock knock... Home invasion

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Should a pole bump an alarm?

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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what did the farmer do? plant

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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