- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

what goes woof ? A dog.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Women deserve equal rights.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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