Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Lindsay Lohan

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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