- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Justin Bieber

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

the power to turn magnetism into light

if got a joke if fogot it

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