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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Politics

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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