- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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