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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

One time at band camp.............that's it........

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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