- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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