- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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