What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's red and funny? The holocaust

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

women's rights

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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