A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Oh, go away

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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