- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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