- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Nickleback.

Boxing on Boxing Day

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

j.p. is dumb

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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