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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Coldpaly is a good band

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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