Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

i keep getting thumbs down...

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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