Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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