- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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