- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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