what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Me Neither.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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