Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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