- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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