- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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