- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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