Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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